im laughing so much a group of really loud boys sat down next to us in mcdonalds and one of them just picked up his burger and said to his friends “i bet i can put this whole thing in my mouth” and my mom turned to me and said “well we know who the gay one is” and they heard her and none of them have said a word since


eyebrow gaps are better than thigh gaps reblog if u agree

(Source: playedtilmyfingersbled)

Don’t ever tell anybody anything. If you do, you start missing everybody.
J.D. SalingerThe Catcher in the Rye (via feellng)




when you die and become a ghost are you forced to wear what you were wearing when you died for eternity or can you go to like Ghost Gap and buy some new ghost clothes

if theres ghost capitalism i swear to fuck ill be so mad

overthrow the boogeoisie